Bredda Anasi is a folklore that is pasted down through many generations. While there are many books that write down his his stories those book only came out recently. his stories and adventures provide weird reasonings behind things we see today like liver spots. My favorite Bredda Anansi story is the one about him, the king, and the porridge.

The story is basically about a king who owns a lot land and his daughter. The princess did not like any of the suiters her father set up for her she wanted someone different. So her father proposed a challenge for the people of the kingdom. In order to marry his daughter and insert the acres of land this man must eat a pot of porridge. So many people came far and wide to step to the challenge. What seemed as something simple was not that easy. Bredda Anansi watched as many got explosive diarrhea after just eating one bowl of porridge. So he made a plane to shove a cork up his butt to prevent himself from you know..
So when it came time for him to eat the pot of porridge he was very boastful to the king how he will the suitor. As a result of the cork, he was able to eat all the porridge but his stomach start to bubble. So he boast ed once more to the other men in line awaiting there turn and those who lost the challenge. He pointed his finger toward the hills and valleys outside the window and said “yuh see ah ah ah ah ah ah of dem land deh ah me soon have it”. At each “ah” he tried to hide fart. Soon the cork that held up the doodoo could not hold it any more so it popped out and explosive diarrhea splash on everyone. Till this day that story is told to children as the reasoning for liver-spots. It is said anyone who has liver spots ancestors came from the men in the room trying the get the princess and the land.
What is more even crazy is that for a good while thats how I thought liver spots came about. Until the 4th grade when I shared the story with a friend and said thats why the teacher had liver spots. The teacher herd it going around and told my mother it was all very funny but the teacher did not find it as funny.
Here are images of what “liver spots”/ “age spots” actually are.











